Girls or paintball?

Why girls are better than paintball guns.

• Paintguns aren’t warm and cuddly.

• It is ok if you over lube your girlfriend.

• You laugh when your girlfriend farts.

• Girls basically clean and maintain themselves.

• Changing the appearance of your girlfriend is easier than an anodize and mill job.

•A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies.

•When you talk to a girl and call her by name – people don’t look at you funny.

•Girls don’t have brass nipples.

•Girls don’t run out of air.

•Paintguns won’t lick your welts.

•You don’t mind a “wet barrel” on a girl.

• Even if your “paint” doenst match the “barrel” – a good girl will tell you it is a good size.

• Stainless steel doesn’t stretch.

• A girl doesn’t throw anything at you at 300fps.

• You don’t need to wear a mask around a girl.

• You never need to retime a girl.

• Girls don’t blow (cup) seals.

• Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face).

• You can take your girl in public and not have the police harrass you.

• You can leave your girl at home on sunday.

• It is ok to short stroke your girl.

• A girl wont chop your (paint) balls.

• Girls don’t have ugly hoppers.

• Paintguns dont give hugs