Why girls are better than paintball

By Oh Pawlak

Why girls are better than paintball guns.

• Paintguns aren’t warm and cuddly.
• It is ok if you over lube your girlfriend.
• You laugh when your girlfriend farts.
• Girls basically clean and maintain themselves.
• Changing the appearance of your girlfriend is easier than an anodize and mill job.
• A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies.
• When you talk to a girl and call her by name – people don’t look at you funny.
• Girls don’t have brass nipples.
• Girls don’t run out of air.
• Paintguns won’t lick your welts.
• You don’t mind a “wet barrel” on a girl.
• Even if your “paint” doenst match the “barrel” – a good girl will tell you it is a good size.
• Stainless steel doesn’t stretch.
• A girl doesn’t throw anything at you at 300fps.
• You don’t need to wear a mask around a girl.
• You never need to retime a girl.
• Girls don’t blow (cup) seals.
• Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face).
• You can take your girl in public and not have the police harrass you.
• You can leave your girl at home on sunday.
• It is ok to short stroke your girl.
• A girl wont chop your (paint) balls.
• Girls don’t have ugly hoppers.
• Paintguns dont give hugs