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Funnies:
President
Clinton addreses the crowd at the first Splatter Times Invitational Tournament
in Toledo, Ohio saying, "If more parents would teach their children to play
paintball, we would have less crime, more discipline, and less child on child
crime." He went on to mention that, "What happened in Colorado probably
could have been avoided if more Americans took the time out to play paintball
and learn the ethics and responsibility that goes hand in hand with such educational
sports." Furthermore he cited some very interesting statistics, "We
are especially proud because since paintball caught on in 1990, violent teen crime
has fallen, high school homocides have declined, and violent crime in general
has fallen significantly." We commend the President on his thoughful perception
of reality. |
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